There were two nude statues, a man and a woman, standing across from each other in a secluded park. A few hundred years after they had been put into place, an angel fluttered down to them. A wave of his hand, and suddenly the statues had been given flesh, and they stepped down from their pedestals.
The angel said, “I have been sent to grant the mutual request you both have made after hundreds of years of standing across from each other, unable to move. But be quick – you only have fifteen minutes until you must become statues again.”
The man looked at the woman, and they both flushed, giggled, and ran off into some underbrush. An intense rustling came from the bushes, and seven minutes later, they both come back to the angel, obviously satisfied.
The angel smiled at the couple. “That was only seven minutes. Why not go back and do it again?” said the angel.
The former statues look at each other for a minute, and then the woman said, “Why not? But let’s reverse it this time. You hold down the pigeon, and I’ll shit on it.”
